*Warning - There Is NSFW Content Beyond This Page!
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Hello, and welcome to my website. Here you will find shameless self-promotion of my books, free short stories and excerpts from my books, the occasional random musings, and whatever else comes into my warped mind to add.
As it says in the warning above, there is NSFW content on this site (primarily profanity and depictions of adult situations), so if your employer is simply no fun at all, you should definitely wait to explore further when you are not at work!
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