Operation Black Friday

  January 5, 2003.  Russian President Vladimir Putin is in a secret meeting with his top-level advisors. President Putin was ecstatic – you could tell because he was frowning much less than usual.  “Comrades, I have exciting news!  A project we began many years ago is finally ready for implementation.  I still do not understand how mighty…

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Alien Invasion Of The Zombie Apocalypse

  The Sneila had planned their invasion of Earth perfectly, or so they thought.  Years of studying our planet, our defenses, our people, had allowed the slimy blue bastards to prepare everything they needed for a swift, decisive victory over the human race.  They wouldn’t even need to kill anyone.  Their research of human physiology had enabled…

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Coming In March 2014! The Eight Fingered Fiend Of Lake Porker

  Dark secrets lie just below the surface of the small town of Lake Porker, Texas.  The long-time, yet much-despised mayor has been keeping his job by means of rigging elections with the help of the town clerk, a highly respected woman who secretly happens to be the mayor’s dominatrix lover.  The man that most…

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